Saturday, January 31, 2015

mistaken identity

Q saw a commercial for seinfeld reruns and was convinced that jerry and george were in fact the bandits from home alone.



i can totally see it now.

Friday, January 30, 2015

that darn blue

the "blue" day we discussed a few days ago ended up being caroline's only non-pink or purple day in january. she closed the month out strong with a pink, and her 10th koala coin.

darn blue day.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

relieved

Q was glad that, after my 2nd day in the courtroom, i didn't have to go to jail. phew.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

not quite

i had jury duty today. i tried to explain the basic tenets of our legal system to the kids because they were curious where i was.

now they think i'm a bad guy and the police took me away... sigh.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

no show snow day

so glad the school system decided last night to cancel school today for the 0.0 inches of snow we got.

nice work, weather people!

Monday, January 26, 2015

rip van pickle

caroline requires 12 hours of sleep a night, minimum.  and she'll take a 1-3 hour nap when it is requested of her.

i know i should be happy that she's such a good sleeper, but it makes life rather challenging.  we have to race home from work, to pick the kids up, cook dinner, eat, do homework, do baths, and still get her in bed by 6:30.  and then we have to let her "sleep in" until after 6:30 am, when we really should be pulling out of the driveway.

if she needs this much sleep now, will she just sleep through the entirety of her teen years?!?!

maybe that's not such a bad thing...

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Friday, January 23, 2015

just say no

Q: "mommy, does justin bieber drink drugs?"

uhhhhhhhhh...

Thursday, January 22, 2015

blue

caroline was very sad today, bordering on devastated. 

as you may recall, she gets assigned a color each day at school based on behavior.  red is the worst, pink is the very, very best, and the colors go in rainbow order in between.

she's managed to get all purple and pink in january and was really trying to finish out the month like that.

unfortunately she got blue today. (which is still a fine color to be, btw.)

you would have thought the world was ending...

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Monday, January 19, 2015

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Friday, January 16, 2015

risqué business

Q kept disappearing on me at kohl's tonight and one time i couldn't find him after looking for 10 minutes.  i finally had to have the employees locate him. 

they found him in toys, but i had looked there several times.

so after we found him i asked where he was, he answered, "the covers." 

i was perplexed. 

"you know, the covers. the things girls wear..." 

then he made circular gestures near his chest.

he was in the bras.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

human hamster ball bowling

and other nascar race summer fun 





Tuesday, January 13, 2015

toothless

pickle lost tooth #4 this evening!




"to caroline (?): can i pleas have play doh plus pleas. to tooth fary"

Monday, January 12, 2015

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Friday, January 9, 2015

our sleepover

pickle, the dog, and i are having a girl party tonight while the boys are at the cub scout sleepover.

don't get excited. basically it just means we all crawled in to mommy's bed at 8:00 and unlike the scouts, we are actually sleeping.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

tutu cute



dance recital costumes were shared today.  top is ballet (where she gets to dance with daddy on stage) and bottom is tap.

tutu cute.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

sleepover

Q has a cub scout sleepover on friday night. he's been preparing for it for several days, creating a pile of stuffed animals who need to go to "camp" with him. i keep inadvertently returning them to his bedroom and he gets mad at me because they're excited for the sleepover. god i love this kid.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

snow serious

we had 2 inches of white nonsense that fell from the sky today. (ugh winter.) Q's math teacher assigned them "playing in the snow" as homework. he insisted that if he did not stay outside and play until bedtime that he would get lunch detention for not competing his assignment. 

he lasted 5 minutes out there...

Monday, January 5, 2015

Sunday, January 4, 2015

cat-astrophe

me: Q, will you let the dog outside?

Q: sure!

an hour and a half later...

Q: uh, mom? is the cat missing?

me: uhhhhhh. omg! did you leave the door open?!?!?!?

Q: uhhh. no?

me: you don't know? did you let the cat outside?

Q: *shrugs*

starts calling for and searching frantically for kitty. eventually finds cat passed out on bed in third floor bedroom. breathes.

sigh.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Friday, January 2, 2015

Thursday, January 1, 2015

life of the party

mid new years party:

Q: mom, do we have a disco ball?