um. ok.

got this in the mail the other day...

My Little Prince Our First Ever Pageant For America's Beautiful Baby Boys! Ok, we admit it. We're a little slow. It's taken us over fifteen years of parents telling us that they wanted a Pageant where they can proudly show off their adorable little mess makin', heart stealin', gotta love'em, BOYS! Well, we finally realize that the other fifty percent of children who AREN'T made of sugar and spice, (but are still filled with everything nice), deserve a special day to celebrate with family and friends, where they can shine in the spotlight, get tons of attention and lots of cool prizes! C'mon Dads, we know what you're thinking. Don't worry... we've got your back. We're not going to make that rugged little guy of yours wear a pink tutu and carry a flower. In fact, just forget the word "pageant" all together. Think more along the lines of "Super Macho Manly Men." (Ok, maybe that's pushin' it, just a bit.) How about this? Think of your lovely wife and how happy this will make her and how nice she'll be to you FOREVER, if you just smile and say, "Yes Dear." Seriously though, it's going to be a GREAT pageant. He'll get to make some new little guy friends and receive thunderous applause like a rock star just for being the awesome little dude he is. (Not to mention getting to flash his gorgeous smile in front of the leading talent reps in your area. Maybe he'll score a diaper commercial and you can retire.) Woo Hooo! This is a day to celebrate you son. This is NOT Your Sister's Beauty Pageant!

the categories are "baby boy" for 6-24 months and "little man" for 2-3 year olds. what the heck is a 6 month old going to do? they can barely even sit up on their own! the application must be postmarked by monday. totally filling it out right now ;) see you at the boston marriott on august 3rd! ;) hahaha. in a sick sort of way i'd like to watch this thing and see the crazy pageant moms pushing their 7 month olds out on the stage with teased hair and mascara. what a disaster!