on valentine's day:
"i don't like cupid. i don't want an arrow in my butt."
on cats:
"i'm allergic to cats - they smell stinky like a skunk."
on strep throat:
"my medicine is going to fight my germs. they are going to run away in their spaceship. what color are my germs? blue and green?"
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