Tuesday, November 26, 2013

gems

Q: why isn't daddy home yet?
me: he's stuck in traffic
caroline: oh, is he on the blue route?

(replace blue route with expressway, or the local crazy busy highway of your choice for context)

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caroline and her clique decided that they need to wear dresses for tomorrow's turkey day feast at school.

i picked a dress out of her closet and she gave me an annoyed teenager look, like i had just done the dumbest thing ever, and then she said, "no mommy. that dress is not stylish enough."

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