Monday, April 20, 2009

that's all, folks!

it's on, mr./ms. woodpecker. i think you are very pretty and i even keep the birdfeeders and suet well-stocked for you and your fine feathered friends. but i simply cannot have you pecking giant holes in the side of my house, especially outside of quentin's room, at 6 a.m. when he is actually sleeping. and i am the least of your problems, since i won't try to hurt you. the next-door neighbor, on the other hand, may invoke his g-u-n if you try this at his house again too.
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now to find humane ways to keep the woodpeckers off of my house! ideas?

1 comment:

Leah said...

Vinyl siding? hahahaha