A comedian in our midst

So one morning last week at daycare, I was helping Q go pee on the potty as is our new first-thing-we-do-when-we-get-there-because-we-wear-big-boy-underpants-now ritual. After taking care of #1 business, he tore off an exceptionally long piece of toilet paper and wiped his butt (??? Just go with it, he's an odd kid!) but the TP got stuck between his cheeks. Perplexed, he turned his head to check it out and exclaimed, "look mommy! I have a flag like Bigfoot!"