Driving past a Red Lobster:
Q: Look! A crab!
Me: That's a lobster.
Q: A lobster is a crab… who can fly.
In the car, completely out of the blue:
Q: Mommy, what do alligators eat?
Me: Do you think they eat fish?
Q: No
Me: Do you think they eat birds?
Q: No
brief pause
Q: Dogs don't eat pie. They eat dog food. And bones.
Picking him up at daycare yesterday:
"No mommy. Go back to work!"
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